Half Life A Xxx Parody

Alyx Vance is one of those girls that is willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good. Theres something sexy about that. Shes had just about enough of the Combines annexation of Earth. Thats why shes been fighting side by side with the resistance, doing everything she can to save refugees in the canals. Today, shes been sent to you, Mr. Freeman. Youve been in stasis for 20 years now, but youre just what the resistance needs. Admittedly, youre feeling a bit groggy, but no matter, Alyx will get your blood flowing again, starting with your dick.